Friday, October 14, 2005
So Funny
These are funny.heh.
'Lessons in Logic'.
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Here they are:If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but, If your father-in-law is a poor man,
It's your stupidity.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
So why practice?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep ....ZZZZZZZZ
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know So ... Why learn.
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(This is my favourite)A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say........
A work station is where a work stops...lol..
Posted by hAiZah at 7:59 AM
